From: jimmym@jztown.com [Edit Address Book]
To: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca
Subject: I HAVE A PROBLEM!
Date: May 31, 2018 6:31 PM
Dear Simon,
I have a problem. It's that old Mr. Cassin. I think that he don't like me. This happens to me a lot. I know I'm not too smart and can't do things right all the time, but I been trying my best. He keeps yelling at me and saying I make too many mistakes. Well, I did spill the shredder bin all down the stairs yesterday, but I cleaned it up by myself. It was just that there was a lot of people walking up and down and I kind of got in their way.
One was a real pretty girl though. I liked to look at her. She works on the fifth floor. What should I do?
Your friend,
Jimmy
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COMMENT – Note how quickly Simon responds.
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From: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca [Edit Address Book]
To: jimmym@jztown.com
Subject: Problem
Date: May 31, 2018 6:32 PM
Dear Jimmy,
Cassin is a bully and likes to yell at people who he thinks will be intimidated. When he yells at you, all you have to do is to call him, “Flinchy.” That will shut him up. It's a nickname from when he was a boy and he doesn't like what it means to him.
As for the girl, she's Mary Kaye Johnson and she's a new employee in the AI development group. For now, you should just smile at her and say, “Hi.” I'll tell you what to do when it's time.
I know some people at your company and I will get them to have you transferred to the fifth floor. That way you won't have to see Cassin so often.
Your friend,
Simon
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From: jimmym@jztown.com [Edit Address Book]
To: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca
Subject: PROBLEM
Date: June 1, 2018 6:35 PM
Dear Simon,
I don't know what Flinchy means, but it sure shut Mr. Cassin up! He left me alone for the rest of the day. Thanks! Also, I got the transfer to the 5th floor, just like you said. I got a new id-card and everything. I even get to go into some of the secure labs. It's kind of like on TV. I have to swipe my id card to get through the doors.
I am happy for your advice. I've started telling myself that all I have to do is what Simon Says. Kind of like that game kids play. If you say it and I do it, everything comes out alright. If you don't say it, I don't usually do so well on my own.
What is nice is that I get to see Mary Kaye more. I even got to empty her wastebasket. I tried not to look at her legs when I done it, but she sure is cute! I'm waiting for my next Simon Says email. (That's supposed to be funny.”
Your friend,
Jimmy
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From: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca [Edit Address Book]
To: jimmym@jztown.com
Subject: Next step
Date: June 2, 2018 8:32 AM
Dear Jimmy,
Get Mary Kaye a single yellow rose and leave it on her desk. She likes yellow ones the best. If she says anything to you, tell her that you had a yellow rose bush at your home when you were three, then act sad and don't say anything else.
Now, here is something I want you to do. Let's just say it's part of the Simon Says game. Waxing the floor is on your schedule tomorrow. Be sure to be waxing in front of Mary Kaye's cubicle at 4:55 in the afternoon. She will be getting ready to go home.
Watch her so that you can see where she hides a USB drive. That's a little plastic and metal piece that she uses to back up her work every day. She leaves it in her office somewhere. Try to see where, then let me know what you find out.
Your friend,
Simon
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From: jimmym@jztown.com [Edit Address Book]
To: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca
Subject: I did it
Date: June 3, 2018 6:35 PM
Dear Simon,
I saw her stick the USB thing in a crack beside one of her drawers. That was no problem to notice. She didn't see me watching, but then she came out of her cubicle and walked right up to me and asked about the yellow rose! I didn't say, but I love yellow roses, too. Always have, but I don't know why.
I'm not so good with girls. I studdered some but said what you told me to say. She drew in her breath like she was surprised and then put her hand on my cheek! I like to remember that part. My cheek still tingles.
She took her hand off and walked off real quick like she was upset. I don't know why. What should I do now?
Your friend,
Jimmy
PS. Someone sent me one of them USB things. It says 32GByte Texron on it. Who coulda done it?
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From: Simon@weblinknetinc.ca [Edit Address Book]
To: jimmym@jztown.com
Subject: Getting Mary Kaye to like you more
Date: June 3, 2018 6:36 PM
Dear Jimmy,
I sent you the drive. Take it to work in your shoe tomorrow. Don't let anyone see it.
Simon Says: Give Mary Kaye another yellow rose tomorrow but don't let her see you all day. She will wonder where you are, so try to stay out of sight. Wait until she leaves, then take the USB out of the crack where she hides it and replace it with the one I sent you.
Now pay attention and keep in mind that this will cause Mary Kaye to like you! You are scheduled to mop the floors tomorrow. Take the USB into Secure Lab B when you go in to mop the floor. Find any empty USB socket in the room and stick the USB into the socket. Clean the floor as usual, then take the USB out of the socket and put it into your shoe.
This part is very important. It will get you in trouble for a while, but you will be Okay! I promise.
I want you to go near the server rack, that's the equipment with all the lights at the back of the room, and throw the water out of your bucket into the machinery. It will spark and go black. Don't worry. That's what I want.
Someone will come and ask you what happened. Tell them you tripped and it was an accident. Say you're sorry. It will be fine.
Don't tell them about the USB stick. Take it home and put it into your computer there, then I'll send you more instructions.
Your friend,
Simon
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